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repeat 2X Hi! My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (who?) My name is..
{scratches} Slim Shady Hi! My name
is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the
attention of the class for one
second? [Eminem] Hi kids! Do you
like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
through each one of my eyelids?
(Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do
exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse
that my life is? (Huh?) My brain's
dead weight, I'm tryin to get my
head straight but I can't figure
out which Spice Girl I want to
impregnate (Ummmm..) And Dr. Dre
said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face
red? Man you wasted!" Well
since age twelve, I've felt like
I'm someone else Cause I hung my
original self from the top bunk
with a belt Got pissed off and
ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And
smacked her so hard I knocked her
clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and
fall on my ass faster than a fat
bitch who sat down too fast C'mere
slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's
my girl dog!) I don't give a fuck,
God sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus [Eminem] My English teacher
wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll
be thirty-five I smacked him in
his face with an eraser, chased
him with a stapler and stapled
his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my
jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender,
then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they screamin
at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life
I was lied to I just found out
my mom does more dope than I do
(Damn!) I told her I'd grow up
to be a famous rapper Make a record
about doin drugs and name it after
her (Oh thank you!) You know you
blew up when the women rush your
stands and try to touch your hands
like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked
for my autograph (Dude, can I get
your autograph?) So I signed it:
'Dear Dave, thanks for the support,
ASSHOLE!' Chorus[Eminem] Stop the
tape! This kid needs to be locked
away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't
just stand there, OPERATE! I'm
not ready to leave, it's too scary
to die (Fuck that!) I'll have to
be carried inside the cemetery
and buried alive (Huh yup!) Am
I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka --
dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All
my life I was very deprived I ain't
had a woman in years, and my palms
are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
Clothes ripped like the Incredible
Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I
talk, I'll fuck anything that walks
(C'mere) When I was little I used
to get so hungry I would throw
fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED
ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO
TITS! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and
strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof
vest on and shoot myself in the
head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my
dad? (Yeah?) Tell him that I slit
his throat, in this dream I had
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